Be the cool guy down to your very boxers! Whether you're crafting another comic masterpiece, or avoiding an avalanche of smuppets the only thing you need to compete this awesome ensemble is a precious katana. Or any broken sword will do.
Elastic Waistband Boxers
WAIST Circumference: S-26", M-28", L-30", XL-32", 2XL-34"
Stretched Out Measurements Circumference: S - 43", M-45", L-48", XL-51", XXL-54"