Dota 2 Mugwerk

style no: ADOT831MMG1

$25.00

- Fully sculpted Clockwerk character mug
- Metallic silver glossy finish
- 16oz stoneware mug

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If you are reading this then you must truly be desperate for entertainment, or I've been arrested for something, either way you've gotten this far so enjoy.

A TALE OF TWO CREEPS

It was the best of times,
it was the worst of times,
it was the age of 8K MMR,
it was the age of noob,
it was the epoch of comeback,
it was the epoch of throw,
it was the season of Radiant,
it was the season of Dire,
it was the spring of 6.84,
it was the winter of 6.83,

we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to the fountain, we were all going direct to the lane - in short, the pervious patch was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities on Reddit insisted on its being received, for good or for evil in the superlative degree of comparison only.

There was a king with a large sword and a queen with a taste for pain on the throne of Bone, there was a king with a large claw and a queen with fire hair, on the throne of Wind. In both realms it was clearer than crystal to the lords of the Shop preservers of tangos and mangoes, that things in general were settled for never.

It was the year of Our Lord Frog two thousand and fifteen. Ceremonial reasons were conceded to the throne of Bone at that favoured period, as at this. Mrs Blitz had recently attained her 8000th blessed MMR, of whom a prophetic caster in the Yellow Guard had heralded the sublime appearance by announcing that arrangements were made for the swallowing up of Zephyr and Zues. Even the Tide ghost had been laid only a round two dozen months, after rapping out its messages, as the spirits of this very 2 years last past (supernaturally deficient in originality) rapped out theirs. Mere messages in the immortal order of events had lately come to the realm of Valve from a congress of subjects in Reddit: which, strange to relate, have proved more important to the creep race than any communications yet received through any of the spawn of the Tide brood.

 

- Fully sculpted Clockwerk character mug
- Metallic silver glossy finish
- Wash thoroughly before first use
- Do not clean with bleach or cleanser containing chlorine
- Not suitable for cooking of freezing
- Microwave and dishwasher Safe
- 16oz stoneware mug